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Co zastaví padání vlasů? .................... Podlaha.
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Co je to polibek? .................... Vertikální vyjádření horizontální touhy.
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Co nesmí mít žena u sebe, když se chce milovat? .................... Nohy.
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Jaký je rozdíl mezi hajným a hajnou? .................... Hajný zná všechny ptáky v lese a hajná ve vesnici.
Co to je impotence? .................... Stav,kdy přitažlivost zemská je větší než přitažlivost ženská.
Proč ženy během milostné předehry ani nemrknou? .................... Protože to nestihnou.
Co lze ještě stáhnout ze sekretářky, když je úplně nahá? .................... Jejího nadřízeného.
Co mají společného ženy a hurikán? .................... Když přijdou, jsou vlhké a horké, když odcházejí,berou si auta a domy.
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